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radioactivepussy’s top 5 favorite ways to respond to unsolicited dick pics:

1. “why he look like that?”

- implies that the penis is its own dude

- ominous

- person will inevitably respond with “like what?” to which you can respond “fuckin ugly, buddy”

2. “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?”

- leaves person confused

- implies that you’ve never seen a penis before

- person will inevitably respond with “my dick” and will be forced to accept the fact that yes, they did just send a random stranger a picture of their penis

3. memes (see below for examples)

4. this picture…nothing else

5. block button

- simple and effective

airydisc:

marinavermilion:

birdsquirrel:

serenefreakgeek:

iwilltrytobereasonable:

cryptidlesbiangorl:

lesbian-of-asgard:

momijihyuga804:

duessaherself:

duessaherself:

duessaherself:

When I’m reincarnated, I want to come back as a bookstore cat.

Livin the life.

Here be my addition

That’s actually a thing? I thought my local bookstore was the only one living their best life tbh

This one guides me to any sections he’s feeling that day

Mice like things they can tear up to turn into comfy nests. Like paper. Shop cats used to be everywhere, but the food industry doesn’t get to keep them any more. The book industry still finds them useful and has no such legal restrictions.

and it better never get any legal restrictions 

This is Dante. He throws merchandise on the floor.

I haven’t met any cats in bookstores, but I did meet one in an art store!

time for sappho cat! i don’t know its name, but this cat lives in “cat corner” surrounded by books about cats

elricsyao:

If you could hear me scream. I found this on twitter and I’m not sure who made it but it’s hilarious